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[girl] Have you ever stood
Naked in front of a mirror
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And looked at yourself?
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I mean, really looked.
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I did,
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This morning.
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[boy] How was it?
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Completely horrifying.
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Guys have it so easy.
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The expectations for a woman
Are hellish, harrison.
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You go into a store
With raving p.M.S. Zits,
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And you turn, and who
Do you see staring at you?
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seventeen magazine cover girl.
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She has perfect skin
And one of those killer bods
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You see in the late-night
Ab crunch machine infomercial.
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So you buy a basket of products
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And go home
And sweat to the oldies.
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But eventually, it dawns on you.
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You'll never be
A seventeen girl,
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Because they don't allow
Airbrushing in real life.
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You know, sam...
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I'm not saying this
'cause we're buds.
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But...
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Sometimes,
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Under the right light,
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You totally escape
Troll status.
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Am I, uh...
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Foxier than brooke mcqueen?
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Uh...
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♪ welcome to another year ♪
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♪ of torture and despair ♪
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♪ where your fate
Will be determined ♪
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♪ by the outfit that you wear ♪
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♪ or the color of your hair ♪
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♪ or the place
You put your chair ♪
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♪ oh, god, it's so unfair ♪
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♪ to bend and not to break ♪
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♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
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♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪
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♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
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♪ the skechers
Squeaking full of song ♪
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♪ I'm striding down
This high school highway ♪
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♪ I'm a dead teen walking ♪
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♪ dead teen walking ♪
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♪ dead teen walking ♪
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♪ ooh la la la la ♪
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Sam, time to get up.
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Oh, what was I thinking
Planning a cruise?
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What am I doing?
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I'm not going.
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You're going, mom.
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You've been planning
This for a year.
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I ironed the shorts you were
Looking for last night.
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They're already packed.
Mm-hmm.
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Shorts packed:
Check.
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Tanning accelerator
For the pastiest inner
Thighs on the planet...
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Oop, they don't make that.
Guess I'm staying put.
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Mom.
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You trust me, right?
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You think I have
Good judgment, right?
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You're smarter than I am.
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You've been telling me that
Since you were in fourth grade.
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Great. Can I get a tattoo?
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[laughs]
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Um... Hmm... Nope.
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- well...
- I am not a total square.
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When you wanted that
Magenta stripe in your bangs,
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We got the stripe.
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And I hated the stripe
Because it turned on me.
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I thought
It was so daring,
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And I showed up last year
And everyone had colored hair.
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Even the special ed kids.
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No tattoos, sam.
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No bikers named satan
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Showing up here
Asking for dates.
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No, sam. No.
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It's been two years, mom.
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You have to let go.
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Dad wouldn't want you
Carrying him around like this.
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You and your father having
A discussion about tattoos,
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That's, uh...
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That's something I would
Have liked to have seen.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Come on. Let's zip
This sucker up.
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You're gonna have
A great time.
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Are you ready?
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♪ now, hold on to, go to ♪
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♪ the fetchings you feel ♪
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♪ with those lips,
Those eyes and that hair ♪
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♪ well, it's the
Radiant teen queen ♪
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♪ behind the perfect size two ♪
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♪ cheerleader power ♪
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♪ there's a ravenous
Starving artist ♪
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♪ with her painting
Her own dial ♪
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♪ to bend and not to break ♪
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♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
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♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪
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♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
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♪ the skechers squeaking
Full of song ♪
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♪ I'm striding down
This high school highway ♪
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♪ I'm a dead teen walking ♪
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♪ dead teen walking ♪
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♪ dead teen walking ♪
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♪ ooh la la la la la ♪
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[brooke] Dear diary, how many
calories are in a grape?
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[sighs]
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I gained 1.7 pounds
this weekend.
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it was a box of raisinettes
with josh on friday.
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that's what did it.
I know it.
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he stopped holding my hand
halfway through the movie,
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and I crashed
into this total panic,
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thinking he's disgusted by me,
he's dumping me.
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this is so stupid.
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everything I've worked
hard for is happening.
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isn't this the part where
I'm supposed to be happy?
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Hey, you.
Hey, daddy.
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First day of your
Sophomore year.
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You are growing up too fast.
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You're starting to make
Your old man look old.
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When I get back,
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What do you say we stop
By dr. Nicewander.
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It's been a while
Since you've seen him.
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Daddy, I'm fine.
I don't need to see him.
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Okay?
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I stopped by the store and
Picked up the requested items.
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Dad, they're rafts. I told you
I use the kind with wings.
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These came with a belt.
I thought you'd like that.
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How long are you
Gonna be gone this time?
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I've got to reorganize a
Client's portfolio in new york.
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I should be back on sunday.
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I wanted to go over
My routine with you.
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You mean your classes?
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My cheerleading routine.
I told you about it.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'll get it.
One second.
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Just let go, okay?
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Brooke?
Honey, look at me.
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I'm trying.
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[horn honking]
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Hey.
Hey!
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I am so worshiping
Your gwyneth-ness.
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Calvin?
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So calvin.
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But... Hi. Brooke,
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Mutual admiration society
Is screeching to a dead halt.
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Why?
Baby blue is so last year.
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Thank god I brought
Reinforcements.
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Front color, top shelf.
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This is ugly.
Who would want to wear this?
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Everybody, after we do.
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You know, I think
I'm gonna go bare.
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I'm gonna create a naked,
Zen, millennium kind of a look.
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Genius.
Thank you.
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Check it out. I spent all
Morning copying these things.
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I was so exhausted from
The kinko's manual labor of it.
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Broke a nail. I had to stop
And get us ice blendeds.
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My dad will kill me if he
Finds out I'm throwing a party.
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He doesn't have to know.
He'll be out of town.
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He's always
Out of town, brooke.
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The first party of the year
Creates the social siberia,
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And I do not intend
To be left out in the cold.
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Besides, if you bag, we will
Be wearing monica kneepads
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For the rest of the semester.
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[both] Eww!
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You're right.
Of course I am.
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Hey, baby.
Hey, joshie.
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Are we still on for tuesday?
I can make it.
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Okay.
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I'll see you.
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Bye.
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Camelot couple.
Spill. What's tuesday night?
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I'm just making dinner
At my house.
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A little candlelight
Sort of thing.
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Hey, brooke.
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Just the two of you?
Yes.
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[nicole] When you guys do it,
It's like one of those
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Dirty showtime movies,
Isn't it?
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It's more romantic than that.
It's like opera.
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The perfect duet.
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Oh.
Oh.
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Hi. Rude much?
Watch where you're going.
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Thank you.
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You know what?
Forget them.
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Their karma is to become
Alcoholic housewives.
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This is more important.
Sign my petition.
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He who saves one life
Saves the world.
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Journalists have
To be objective.
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If I sign it,
I can't report on it.
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I'll feed you
A few facts.
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Where's your machine?
Go ahead.
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Over ten million animals are
Disgustingly killed each year
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For the specific purpose
Of sophomore biology dissection.
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Hello?
God, look at them.
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They all dress alike,
Talk alike.
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They're terrified of having
An opinion or being different,
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Because then they risk
Being judged.
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They're like cattle.
No. Sheep.
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[cows mooing,
Sheep bleating]
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I'm bored with being corralled
In a safe little pen.
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That's why I'm gonna
Get my nose pierced.
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It's a true
Individualistic statement.
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You have to live through the
Pain to be worthy of the reward.
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That is so cool.
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That is a metaphor for the
Heinous high school experience.
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That rocks. What are you
Gonna get, a stud or a ring?
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I think a stud.
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Guys, welcome back.
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Sam, we are meeting in
My office tomorrow, right?
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Yeah.
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He is so your
Alternative nation god.
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Please. Mr. Grant
And I are just buds.
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I just admire him for
Marching to his own drummer.
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He gets it.
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Uh-huh.
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Performing allows you to
Call up feelings and fears
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You can't express
In your life.
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Use what you're
Afraid to show.
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Let it out.
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Again.
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♪ amazing grace ♪
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♪ how sweet ♪
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♪ the sound ♪
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♪ that saved ♪
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♪ a wretch ♪
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♪ like me ♪
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Okay.
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I'm stopping you here.
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And I have one word
To say to you.
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And that word is...
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Aretha.
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Carmen.
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Hey.
Sign my petition, please.
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Oh, yes. If you pull this off,
It's gonna be genius.
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Bio is after lunch this year,
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And I know I'm gonna barf
If I have to slice and dice.
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How was your summer, carm?
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Galactically brutal.
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My mom sent me
To fat camp again.
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I spent six weeks starving
And singing "Kumbaya."
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Did you guys see this?
What?
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Brooke mcqueen is having a party
This friday. Invite only.
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And so, another season
Of social fascism begins.
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You live three doors
Down from her.
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Just disguise yourself
As a kegger and crash.
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I want to be invited.
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Don't you guys?
Who cares?
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All it's gonna be is fashion
Victims eating chex mix,
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Drinking their first beer,
And yakking in the bushes.
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When did brooke mcqueen become
The sun around which we revolve?
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[bell rings]
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Okay, I'll just get
On my broom now
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And ride off to first period.
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A little cranky?
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I'm not gonna fight my feelings
anymore for mr. Grant.
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it's time to live them.
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an older soul mate is
my bridge to womanhood.
256
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,761
I'm gonna cross it.
257
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,965
then I'll visit him in prison
and be a great pen pal.
258
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,634
auditions for the musical
are tomorrow.
259
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,938
how am I gonna cut practice?
my dad would kill me.
260
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,773
but it's my life, right?
261
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:33,644
if I bring the condoms,
will he think I'm a skank?
262
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,047
who do you talk to
about these things?
263
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,582
is that a zit?
264
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,850
it is.
265
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,753
oh, it's a big, growing honker.
266
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,223
great. This is just
what I need.
267
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,524
[bell rings]
268
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,960
cheerleader-wanna-be roll call.
269
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,394
sound off now.
270
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:54,699
dana durham, trendoid
wannabeast. Yeah, hi. Dana?
271
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,934
swing thing's
like a year old. Pass.
272
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,239
there's something
about mary cherry,
273
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,441
mysterious transfer
from dallas.
274
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,609
talents include tumbling.
275
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,712
so sweet, I become diabetic
in her presence.
276
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:13,251
her family is loaded. We're
talking black gold, texas tea.
277
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:16,287
hair needs work,
but I like her.
278
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,288
consider.
279
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:24,094
I have nothing to say
about this one.
280
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:27,365
There are more cheerleader
Applications this year
281
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,067
Than ever before.
282
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,303
Everybody wants to be us.
283
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,940
It's such a blast deciding.
284
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,608
Oh, yeah.
A real blast, nic.
285
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,511
We're gonna make three new
Friends and 50 enemies.
286
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,413
Okay, bringing the room down.
287
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,383
Hey, nicole.
You remember sugar daddy.
288
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,818
Thinking about bringing him
By the party.
289
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,054
Yo, girl. You got huge.
290
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,757
I tell you,
That rack is fine.
291
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:59,863
I think I'm gonna go get
A muffin top and vomit.
292
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,703
Bro, what are you doing?
293
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:09,007
I set up an intro,
You act like a neanderthal?
294
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,242
You gotta be smooth.
295
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,112
This is how you treat a lady.
296
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,652
My god, look at them.
297
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:25,423
They're like some bad mariah
Carey power ballad come to life.
298
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:29,893
Speaking of musical tragedies,
Did you guys hear?
299
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:33,464
Rumor has it jewel never
Lived in a van by the river.
300
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,932
What?
301
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,934
Lily, are you
Gonna eat your roll?
302
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,570
Carm, didn't you lose,
Like, 40 pounds this summer?
303
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,873
Harrison, that is such
A sexist guy thing to say.
304
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,975
Don't listen to him, carm.
305
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:48,512
Don't worry. I have no intention
Of ally mcbealing myself...
306
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,647
Again.
307
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,915
Anyway, I think I'm sassy.
308
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,050
And saucy.
309
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:56,321
And a really good dancer.
310
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,022
That's what's gonna get me
On the cheerleading squad.
311
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,224
[harrison] Carm?
312
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,425
Cheerleading?
313
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,061
Hey, nicole,
314
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,864
I really like
Your sweater.
315
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:14,305
Hey, carm, do you really want
To be a leader who... Cheers?
316
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,875
Duh, they're popular.
I'd love it.
317
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:21,279
See, this is exactly
What I realize.
318
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,214
Popularity is just conformity.
319
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,016
Brooke mcqueen and her posse,
They're a cult.
320
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,719
Once you join, you're a goner.
321
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:32,823
Why does that girl
Keep looking at me?
322
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,225
Creeps me out.
323
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,227
Who, sam mcpherson?
324
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,462
Yo, homegirl sits
Beside me in algebra.
325
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:42,700
Yo, s.D. Gonna be peepin' some
Paper and passing this year, yo.
326
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,635
You're just
A total catch, aren't ya?
327
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,607
She just gives off this air
Like she's so superior.
328
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,609
It's sad, really.
329
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,512
You can tell
It's just a cover-up.
330
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,113
I actually feel bad for her.
331
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,148
She's trapped in her own
Personal persona prison,
332
00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,450
But she can't show that.
333
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,452
And that's why she's so...
Fake.
334
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,053
Phony.
335
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,256
When you try to pretend
You're something you're not,
336
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,957
It's a sign of...
Low self-esteem.
337
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,727
Total low self-esteem.
338
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,228
[whistling]
339
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,797
Keep it down
To a dull roar, people.
340
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,067
This semester, I have
Decided to introduce a...
341
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:21,204
Well, a game of social
Russian roulette.
342
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:24,074
I call it
"Alphabetical lab partners."
343
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,777
Pair up when I call your name.
344
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,946
Harrison john, nicole julian.
345
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,150
Yeah, that would
Be you, blondie.
346
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,018
All right, let's move it.
Chop chop, lollypop.
347
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:39,256
Or should we schedule a hearing
Test with the school nurse?
348
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,759
Yes, sir.
349
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,763
Sugar daddy bernardino,
Mary cherry.
350
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:49,700
Samantha mcpherson,
Brooke mcqueen.
351
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,620
Uh! Uh!
352
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,955
♪ do you want my sugar
Do you want my spice ♪
353
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,158
♪ mix it up together
I can make it real nice ♪
354
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:17,027
Sam, wait up.
Oh.
355
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,062
How's it going, carm?
It's awesome. Listen.
356
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,865
Brooke's your
New lab partner, right?
357
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,566
Because cheerleading auditions
Are after school
358
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,136
And you could put in a word
That I'm good
359
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,171
Or that I would practice...
Carmen, come on.
360
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,140
You said you were
A good dancer.
361
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,976
That'll be what gets you
On the squad, not hype.
362
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,211
You're good.
363
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,179
Sam...
364
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:37,215
Please.
365
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:42,486
Look, I don't want to be kissing
Ass or anything. It's just...
366
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,522
This means so much, you know?
367
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,158
Okay, look,
368
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:52,196
Brooke mcqueen and I don't
Have a daily opinion swap,
369
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,365
But for you,
I'll put in a word.
370
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,303
Oh, thank you.
I'll catch you later.
371
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:05,175
So, how was
Your summer, sam?
372
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:08,011
You know,
I hung out with friends.
373
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,447
[clears throat]
374
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,849
What did you do?
375
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,085
I went to greece.
It was amazing.
376
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,454
[heart beating]
377
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,256
Blazing hot sun.
378
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,526
And you want to know
The best thing about it?
379
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,862
[zipper unzipping]
380
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,263
No tan lines.
381
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,065
[door opening]
382
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,534
Hey.
383
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,836
Wow.
384
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,906
Sorry I'm late.
It's okay.
385
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,775
You got your ear pierced?
386
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,043
That's so cool.
387
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:43,847
I don't think
I've ever met a teacher
With an extra hole before.
388
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,752
Well, I got it after
One too many beers
389
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,853
At a limp bizkit
Concert this summer.
390
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,722
I went to hanson.
391
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:52,923
On a dare.
392
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,925
Oh.
393
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,894
[exhales]
So...
394
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,631
Congratulations are in order,
Miss mcpherson.
395
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:05,002
I am proud to announce that
You are the new editor-in-chief
396
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,837
Of the zapruder reporter
Newspaper.
397
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,340
You want to talk
About our first issue?
398
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,610
Shoot. Yeah. A journalist
Is always prepared.
399
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:15,646
I was doing a lot of
Reading over the summer,
400
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:19,450
And I came across all of this
Millennium madness stuff.
401
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:23,487
But what was missing was
A young person's perspective.
402
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,690
That's such a cool idea.
We could do a roundup,
403
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,360
Like a massive public opinion
Poll in a regular column.
404
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,695
You know what? I've got an idea.
405
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:35,032
I know where you can do some
Of these popular interviews.
406
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,335
Have you heard
About this?
407
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,637
This party
408
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:43,106
That brooke mcqueen
Is throwing on friday night?
409
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,107
You're going?
410
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:48,579
Yeah, of course I'm going.
411
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,047
Great.
412
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,682
And I'll be bringing
My notebook.
413
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,317
So...
414
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,753
That's, um...
415
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:58,388
What a terrific idea.
416
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,143
This one?
Yeah.
417
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,879
Thank you, sugar.
You're welcome.
418
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,518
Save me.
419
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:30,954
[grunts]
420
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,925
She's gonna check-list
Us now for utensils
421
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:38,596
And we have to use
This marker to map
The outline of the cutting.
422
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,164
Red on green.
Yeah.
423
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,733
Christmas kind of toady.
424
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,672
That's so hilarious.
Oh, my god.
425
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,621
[josh] On our date,
will we round first base,
426
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,122
hit a triple,
427
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,958
or slide into home?
428
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:14,832
Psst!
429
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,003
What?
Check it out.
430
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:22,305
I spent all last period typing
In our complete class list.
431
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:26,477
And the blinking names
Denote those who...
432
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,946
Kiss.
Kiss?
433
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,615
Kill to be in our
Social stratosphere.
434
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,317
Hi!
Ah!
435
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,285
Yeah, okay.
436
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,321
Should I just
Blink them now?
437
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,455
[clears throat]
438
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:41,459
Hold on.
Yeah.
439
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:48,365
Very good, ladies.
440
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:51,068
You didn't have
To do all the work.
441
00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:53,036
I was gonna help out.
442
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,404
It's okay.
443
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:03,380
So, planning a party, huh?
Sounds like a blast.
444
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:04,782
Yeah, kind of.
445
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:08,218
Frog really smells,
Doesn't it?
446
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,354
Yeah.
447
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,000
♪ we've got spirit
Yes, we do ♪
448
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,703
♪ we've got spirit
How 'bout you ♪
449
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:29,106
What we'd like all of you to do
Is observe our simple routine
450
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:32,910
And then step forward alone
And repeat it back to us.
451
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,444
[vomiting]
452
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:35,879
Five, six, seven, eight!
453
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,648
[♪♪ house]
454
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,553
Any questions?
455
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:19,589
Um, y'all, do I have
To do the splits?
456
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,024
I'm a christian.
457
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,494
[man]
Name, please.
458
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:25,896
Fr--
459
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,098
Name, please.
460
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:31,802
Freddy gong, and I'd like
To play emile de becque.
461
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:34,271
Ooh! The dashing plantation
Owner who has his eye
462
00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:36,073
On nellie forbush.
463
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:40,243
Fabulous. What song are you
Singing for us today, freddy?
464
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,912
this nearly was mine.
465
00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:48,585
♪♪
466
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:54,724
[off key]
♪ one dream in my heart ♪
467
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:59,129
♪ one love to be living for ♪
468
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:03,634
I've got 40 minutes
until auditions are over.
469
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,970
man, I'm never gonna make it.
[whistle blowing]
470
00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:07,470
Let's go!
471
00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:09,072
All right, guys,
Huddle up.
472
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,311
♪♪
473
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,328
Mm-hmm.
474
00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:33,130
I like her.
475
00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,359
She's really good.
476
00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:04,228
Good and plenty.
477
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,535
468.
478
00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:14,738
All right, guys, huddle up.
479
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:19,576
468 center, on one.
On one. Ready! Break!
480
00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:25,415
[players shouting]
481
00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:26,750
Omaha!
482
00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:29,620
Omaha! Hike!
483
00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:34,658
Ford! Where the hell
You going?
484
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:47,170
Um, I don't really
Know what to do.
485
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:49,840
Have you any music prepared?
486
00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,909
Yeah.
487
00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:13,363
♪♪
488
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:21,138
♪ some enchanted evening ♪
489
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:29,346
♪ you may see a stranger ♪
490
00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:33,150
♪ you may see a stranger ♪
491
00:27:33,218 --> 00:27:38,088
♪ across a crowded room ♪
492
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:43,393
♪ and somehow you'll know ♪
493
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:47,330
♪ you know even then ♪
494
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:54,804
♪ that somewhere
You'll see her ♪
495
00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:56,573
♪ again and ♪
496
00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:59,242
♪ again ♪
497
00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:09,887
Wonder how carmen's
Audition went.
498
00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:11,754
She was so nervous about it.
499
00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:15,358
Why are we taping some
Of these popular interviews?
500
00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:18,228
I'm interested in going
Into broadcasting,
501
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:21,131
And it'll be good to get
Some tape of myself.
502
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:27,971
So, you figure out how to land
An invite to brooke's party?
503
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,341
What is your deal with brooke
Mcqueen? You're obsessed.
504
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:34,278
No, that would be you.
505
00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:35,745
Admit it, harrison.
506
00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:38,381
Once the spin-the-bottle
Years dawned, she bagged.
507
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:42,753
Now you're a brooke mcqueen
Satellite boy, and it bugs you.
508
00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:45,155
You know, sam...
509
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:48,525
Sometimes you can
Just be so cold.
510
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,370
Okay, I was brutal.
511
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:02,906
I admit it. I'm sorry.
512
00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:06,043
I'm not mad at you 'cause
You said it. I'm mad...
513
00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:08,445
I'm mad 'cause it's the truth.
514
00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:14,517
Every time she blows me off, I'm
Transported back to being 11
515
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,420
And I'm coming back
From golf camp.
516
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:19,723
I've got these huge-ass ears
517
00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:22,126
And the zits are
Starting to pop out,
518
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:24,128
And I look like a loser.
519
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:26,229
But I don't feel like a loser,
520
00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:29,432
Because my best friend since
I was five is gonna be there.
521
00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:35,973
So there I am at the window
Of my mom's station wagon,
522
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,041
And we drive by her house.
523
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,842
And there's brooke mcqueen.
524
00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:41,778
I can't believe it.
525
00:29:41,846 --> 00:29:46,249
In two months,
She's grown five inches,
And she's this beautiful...
526
00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:48,518
Giantess.
527
00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:53,023
She's also sitting on the back
Of a moped with some jock
528
00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:56,159
Who doesn't have
Big-ass ears and zits
529
00:29:56,228 --> 00:29:57,594
And has long outgrown
530
00:29:57,662 --> 00:29:59,596
His justice league
Of america bedspread.
531
00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:02,900
I drive by in slow motion,
532
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:06,336
And I'm waving
And grinning like an idiot,
533
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:08,438
And she...
534
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,810
She looks right through me.
535
00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,880
She pretends she
Doesn't even see me.
536
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:27,057
And it's been that way
Ever since.
537
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,495
Well, actually...
538
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:38,268
I think your big-ass ears
Kind of fit your personality.
539
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:42,339
Gee, thanks.
540
00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:49,479
God, lily, you should have
Seen it. I was good.
541
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:52,315
You know, I was actually good.
I nailed every move,
542
00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:55,518
And nobody laughed,
And brooke even smiled at me,
543
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:58,155
Which she didn't do with
Any of the other girls.
544
00:30:58,223 --> 00:31:00,824
The best moment of my life.
545
00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:04,327
The downside to success is
The new wardrobe I'm gonna need,
546
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:06,696
Which is so gonna
Break the bank.
547
00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:09,632
You know, carm,
I really do admire you.
548
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,301
You do?
549
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,670
Yeah. For
Trying out, I mean.
550
00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:15,938
It took a lot of guts to say
551
00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:19,343
"I want to be a cheerleader
And I'm gonna go for it,"
552
00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:22,512
Even though everybody else
Was telling you not to.
553
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:25,715
My raspberry beret
Is off to you.
554
00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:28,185
Thanks.
555
00:31:28,253 --> 00:31:30,820
Sometimes to find out
What your true potential is,
556
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,023
You have to stand up
For yourself,
557
00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:36,058
Even if it means you might
End up looking like a fool.
558
00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:39,862
I can't believe I did it.
559
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:47,170
Okay, ready?
♪ la ♪
560
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,006
Okay, is it too britney spears?
561
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:51,741
Very hit me baby one more time.
562
00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:54,177
We're gonna take this
And the matching robe.
563
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,645
You sure?
564
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:58,781
Honey, that outfit
Looks so hot on you,
565
00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:00,783
He's gonna flip out.
566
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,152
I'm telling you,
567
00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:05,355
Your love story tonight
Is gonna be so hot
568
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:07,690
That celine dion is gonna
Call you for inspiration.
569
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:11,194
Hi. I just found my
Ensemble for the party.
570
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:15,131
Uh-huh. I am the millennium,
Thank you.
571
00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:20,803
Brooky,
I know what you're doing.
572
00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,739
Stop staring at yourself
In the mirror
573
00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:25,775
Like you're the 600-pound angry
Mom from the springer show.
574
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:28,345
I'm not.
575
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:32,950
Actually, I was thinking
About cheerleading tryouts
576
00:32:33,018 --> 00:32:35,218
And the list.
577
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,787
I don't think that
We're being totally fair.
578
00:32:37,856 --> 00:32:41,825
Look, honey, I know you
Want to be, like, a nice person,
579
00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:43,827
But sometimes,
In a position of leadership,
580
00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:47,630
You must adhere to the accepted
Social order of things
581
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:50,400
And make hard-line decisions,
Because if you make
One exception,
582
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,602
Then you have to make a dozen.
583
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,137
Before you know it,
584
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,906
We have amputee girls trying
To hold up a triangle mount.
585
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,576
And ashes, ashes,
We all fall down.
586
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,844
Okay, what do you mean
By "Accepted social order"?
587
00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,913
We live in the age
Of gwyneth,
588
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,284
And that is the standard
By which all things are judged.
589
00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:10,953
Bless my lord and tailor,
Look who's here shopping
590
00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:14,157
For the latest
In designer fashions.
591
00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:17,294
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Coincidence.
592
00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:18,862
Come on, nic.
Let's go.
593
00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:22,632
Your audition today was so good,
Mary cherry. I mean it.
594
00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:25,902
Of course we're gonna have
To cut down on the pop-tarts.
595
00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:27,270
Done.
596
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:30,940
Did I mention that my mother
Was a dallas cowboy cheerleader
597
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:34,144
And, thus, I'm a legacy?
598
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:37,146
I got your e-mail,
And I'm crystal light clear.
599
00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:39,416
Bye-bye, hon.
We're very hopeful.
600
00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:41,951
Bye, brooke.
Bye.
601
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,021
You know,
I have trouble believing
602
00:33:45,089 --> 00:33:47,390
That you would
Pick her over carmen.
603
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:50,827
Um, update: she's rich.
We'll get condos for christmas.
604
00:33:52,597 --> 00:33:55,498
I'm putting carmen
On the squad.
605
00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,503
Okay, great.
I'll totally support you.
606
00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,339
You will?
607
00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:05,642
Mm-hmm. I'll support you
When your boyfriend gets crap
608
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:08,277
From his buddies 'cause you
Delivered eyesore candy
609
00:34:08,347 --> 00:34:10,647
Or during away games
When we take the field
610
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,849
And everybody moos.
611
00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:15,452
I'll support you when you blow
Everything we've worked for
612
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,920
'cause you want to be nice
Instead of disciplined.
613
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:21,658
I'm there for you all the way.
I'll totally support you.
614
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,993
[woman] On your card?
Charge it.
615
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,695
I'm supporting you.
616
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:36,138
Hi. Welcome back.
I'm sam mcpherson,
617
00:34:36,207 --> 00:34:40,410
And we're hanging out, talking
About the issue of popularity.
618
00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:44,046
We're gonna ask kids questions
Relating to that topic today,
619
00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:47,417
So let's start with one that's
Dividing our very civilization:
620
00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:49,552
Backstreet boys or 'n sync.
621
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,756
Um, backstreet boys, totally.
622
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,658
'n sync is totally
More talented.
623
00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,727
'n sync. They look like butts.
624
00:34:57,796 --> 00:35:00,730
They both suck.
Eminem rocks.
625
00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:03,232
The look that's
Totally in right now.
626
00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,672
Hi. I...
627
00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:13,242
What's the most popular activism
Issue amongst our generation?
628
00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:14,377
Racial intolerance.
629
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,245
Gay marriage.
630
00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,581
- tiger woods or mia ham.
- tiger wood!
631
00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,016
- tiger.
- mia ham.
632
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:22,018
Are you popular or unpopular?
633
00:35:22,086 --> 00:35:23,019
Popular.
634
00:35:23,087 --> 00:35:26,255
Uh, unpopular.
635
00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,057
Unpopular, I guess,
636
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,293
Though I think my new manager
637
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:32,696
Is gonna help me
With the fine ladies.
638
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:37,600
So, want to go get
A slurpee or something?
639
00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,836
Uh...
640
00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:41,070
Oh, yeah. Go.
641
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:43,706
That's it.
642
00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:45,675
- the most popular actor.
- leo.
643
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,516
Ed norton, be my friend.
644
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,885
Do you date blondes
Or brunettes?
645
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,154
Brunettes.
646
00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:59,156
Are you busy friday night?
647
00:35:59,224 --> 00:36:01,824
Oh, enough.
648
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:03,760
Piercing or no piercing?
649
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:06,863
- piercings.
- I totally agree.
650
00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:11,167
This journalism thing's
Exhausting.
651
00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:15,204
I'm going home, throwing
A hot pocket in the nuker.
652
00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:17,507
We are done for the day.
653
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,713
One more interview.
654
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,081
Huh?
655
00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:29,319
Come on.
656
00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:33,790
Brooke! Brooke.
657
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,626
I'm sam mcpherson.
I sit next to you in bio.
658
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:38,328
[brooke] Yeah, hi.
How are you?
659
00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:42,231
Oh, and you know
Harrison john, right?
660
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:43,500
Yeah, hi.
661
00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:45,535
Could I ask you
A couple of questions?
662
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,371
It's for a series of interviews
I'm doing about popularity.
663
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,139
For my journalism class.
664
00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:52,175
It would really help me out.
665
00:36:52,244 --> 00:36:53,376
Sure. Yeah.
666
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:56,746
Okay. Could you start off
By looking into the lens
667
00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:58,848
And telling us your name
668
00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:02,319
And one thing you believe
Helps form your identity
669
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:03,986
Or persona?
670
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,822
Okay, um...
671
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:10,293
Hi. I'm brooke mcqueen,
And I'm, um...
672
00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:11,460
A hypocrite.
673
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,663
I'm a cheerleader.
674
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,798
Oh, god. Oh...
675
00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:18,034
That sounded so superficial.
676
00:37:18,102 --> 00:37:20,403
Uh...
677
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,005
I'm on the honor society.
678
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,940
Great. Um...
679
00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:26,810
You recently held auditions
For the j.V. Squad, correct?
680
00:37:26,878 --> 00:37:29,212
Yes, actually, today.
681
00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:33,283
Will the new cheerleaders
Be chosen based on
How popular they are...
682
00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:36,519
No, no. It should
Be based on ability.
683
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:37,854
Great.
684
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,656
Yeah.
685
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,558
So, what you're
Saying is that
686
00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:45,528
Under your leadership, you're
Trying to break stereotypes
687
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,231
That have ostracized kids
Who don't fit in.
688
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:49,932
Absolutely.
689
00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:51,834
Yeah.
690
00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:53,603
Uh, well, brooke, you...
691
00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:56,873
You date our school
Quarterback, josh ford,
692
00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:00,443
Who, like you, is considered
To be one of the most
693
00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:01,945
Popular people in our school.
694
00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:05,014
I'm sorry. Um...
695
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,416
But it really bothers me
696
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,752
That you just
Categorize me as one thing.
697
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:13,590
I think I'm a lot of things.
At least, I try to be.
698
00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:17,460
Don't you think that "Popular"
Is a title or categorization
699
00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:18,995
You actively sought out?
700
00:38:19,064 --> 00:38:20,697
No.
701
00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:24,033
Not really.
702
00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:28,905
It... It's something
That just happened.
703
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:33,242
So, some days you want
A different label?
704
00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:34,878
Don't you?
705
00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,852
Um, I have to go.
706
00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,721
Um...
707
00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:46,155
Am I done?
708
00:38:46,224 --> 00:38:47,724
Thanks.
709
00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:52,128
Excuse me. Sorry.
710
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:56,766
Okay.
711
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,802
Good.
712
00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:33,937
[thunder rumbles]
713
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,875
Is it me?
714
00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:42,445
Is it because I'm fat?
715
00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:45,347
No. Brooke,
You're so beautiful.
716
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:49,151
Look...
717
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,553
We'll get there.
718
00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:52,689
Next time it will
Be better. I promise.
719
00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,356
Yeah.
720
00:39:54,425 --> 00:39:56,325
Hey, I think you're beautiful.
721
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,695
No, I'm not.
722
00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:00,830
I'm not.
723
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:05,501
I feel like I'm constantly
Having to project something
724
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,605
That I don't really feel,
And I'm so tired
725
00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:10,306
Of being disappointed in myself
726
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:13,676
And feeling like
I'm living this big lie.
727
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,678
This being
The biggest one of all.
728
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,714
Everybody thinks
We've already done it.
729
00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:19,882
Nobody knows that
We're both the big v's.
730
00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:22,985
Brooke, you didn't have to
Tell everybody we've had sex.
731
00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:26,355
What are you talking about?
You told all of your friends.
732
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,759
Come on. People just
Expect things from us, josh.
733
00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:33,029
Why do you feel you have to
Be everything to everybody?
734
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:36,132
I'm a little
On edge here, too, okay?
735
00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:39,402
You think it's easy trying
To decide what I'm gonna do
736
00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:42,105
If I make the musical
I tried out for?
737
00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:45,107
Because if I do, brooke,
I'm gonna have to choose
738
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:47,109
Between that
And the team.
739
00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:50,747
You tried out
For the musical? Good one.
740
00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:57,620
I thought we talked
About everything.
741
00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,856
Why didn't you tell me this?
742
00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:01,924
Obviously, you wouldn't
Have understood.
743
00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:03,525
I do understand.
744
00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:06,195
We don't make homecoming court
If you're a drama geek.
745
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:09,098
I...
746
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:10,934
Didn't mean that.
747
00:41:12,436 --> 00:41:15,471
Yeah, you did, brooke.
Yeah, you did.
748
00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:40,930
Well, yay for me.
749
00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:45,601
Oh!
750
00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:48,304
Hey, now!
751
00:41:49,473 --> 00:41:50,907
[squealing]
752
00:41:57,982 --> 00:42:01,050
Emile de becque.
I wonder if I have any lines.
753
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:04,821
Any lines?
Child, you got the lead role.
754
00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:06,555
Oh.
755
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:07,924
Oh.
756
00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:08,717
♪ to bend and not to break ♪
757
00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:12,789
♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
758
00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:15,992
♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪
759
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:19,596
♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
760
00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:25,367
♪ ooh la la la la ♪
761
00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:33,142
♪ ooh la la la la ♪